Valryon Rojak
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Room-size electronic computers, beginning of laptop?
Dr. John W. Mauchly, inventor of some of the original room-size
electronic computers, poses in Washington, DC, on November 2, 1962 with
one the size of a suitcase after addressing a meeting of the American
Institute of Industrial Engineers. He now is working on a pocket variety
which, he says, may eliminate the housewife's weekly shopping list and
the chore of filling it by hand. He predicted everyone will be walking
around with his own personalized computer within a decade.
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Sunday, 13 May 2012
Wednesday, 9 May 2012
Man listen up!
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but
each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his
predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but
cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
A home in New Zealand
Completed in December 2009, this 7,664 square foot contemporary home is
located in Jacks Point Golf Course, Queenstown, New Zealand.
No price tag was mentioned tho, it indeed has a marvelous view.
For more informations and pictures:
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
WP Beta and BB Beta gets Viber
It's definitely a milestone for Viber to reach out to the user base of blackberry and windows.
Source:
http://www.viber.com/blackberry
http://www.viber.com/wp7
Source:
http://www.viber.com/blackberry
http://www.viber.com/wp7
Can Dark Knight Rises tops The Avengers??
Batman is hitting cinemas soon, but does it have what it takes to topple the current blowout by The Avengers?
Black widow is somewhat skeptical!
http://www.eonline.com/news/does_dark_knight_rises_have_any_chance/314272
Black widow is somewhat skeptical!
http://www.eonline.com/news/does_dark_knight_rises_have_any_chance/314272
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