Sunday, 20 May 2012
Room-size electronic computers, beginning of laptop?
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Sunday, 13 May 2012
Wednesday, 9 May 2012
Man listen up!
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but
each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his
predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but
cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
A home in New Zealand
Completed in December 2009, this 7,664 square foot contemporary home is
located in Jacks Point Golf Course, Queenstown, New Zealand.
No price tag was mentioned tho, it indeed has a marvelous view.
For more informations and pictures:
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
WP Beta and BB Beta gets Viber
Source:
http://www.viber.com/blackberry
http://www.viber.com/wp7
Can Dark Knight Rises tops The Avengers??
Black widow is somewhat skeptical!
http://www.eonline.com/news/does_dark_knight_rises_have_any_chance/314272
Monday, 7 May 2012
Putin inaugurated for THIRD six-year presidential term
After 20k strong protest.
Putin, 59, said: 'I will do all I can
to justify the faith of millions of our citizens. I consider it to be
the meaning of my whole life and my obligation to serve my fatherland
and our people.
'We will achieve our goals if we are a single, united people - if we hold our fatherland dear, strengthen Russian democracy, constitutional rights and freedoms.'
He added: 'We believed in ourselves and in our powers, strengthened the country and restored the dignity of our great nation.
'We will achieve our goals if we are a single, united people - if we hold our fatherland dear, strengthen Russian democracy, constitutional rights and freedoms.'
He added: 'We believed in ourselves and in our powers, strengthened the country and restored the dignity of our great nation.
Sunday, 6 May 2012
Jalan Sultan 800 protester
Calling for the My Rapid Transit (MRT) construction in the area be stopped.
They demand the demolition to be end, as it would destroy one of the oldest building in KL.
This place also known as Chinatown.
Public transport VS Heritage.
Source:
MRT protest
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Friday, 4 May 2012
Samsung S Advance
S Advance for the mid end range.
With size at 4 inches, it does provide a better grip and comfort.
The spec offered are Dual core 1GHz and 768 MB RAM.
Camera at 5MP with LED flash.
Not to mention the front cam at 1.3MP.
Battery power at Li-Ion 1500 mAh.
Definitely a worth deal if you want an alternative to its sibling the S II.
Thursday, 3 May 2012
Nazi Enigma code-breaking secret revealed, declasiffied after 70 years
According to GCHQ's Richard, the papers used "mathematical analysis to
try and determine the more likely settings [for the crypto key] so that
they can be tried as quickly as possible".
Source:
Most beautiful hacker
Ying kracker
A tutor from Shanghai, China. Major in hacking and development of hacking software.
A true beauty I would say.
Blind men to have vision again! Electronic retina implant
The chip can have its sensitivity altered via an external power unit which connects to the chip via a magnetic disc on the scalp.
More details:-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17936302
21st century, Less
21st Century...
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less
Chuck?
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on
dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here
to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
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